Final Hash of 2023

📍 Eau Gallie Public Library, 1521 Pineapple Ave, Melbourne, FL 32935, USA

LOST HARES # 474Merry Elfin’ Jingle Ballin’ Hashmas Ride Hares: Hand Jobs for Grandpa and I Dream of Weenie (For the last Eflin’ time this year!) Saturday Dec 23, 20231:30 Prelube 2:15 Hares Away 2:30 Pack Away Note the ride day and time is different than usual. It’s a SATURDAY and it STARTS at 1:30. Pineapple Park 1521 Pineapple AveMelbourne, FL 32935 There is plenty of parking at the Eau Gallie Library or Civic Center next to the park. We are planning a nice but naughty shitty good time for you wankers. We are meeting at the same on out location that BVDH3 is meeting for their 12 Down Downs Foot Hash. We will sing a Hashmas song and do the first down down together with everybody as a group before on out from Pineapple Park. Then we will separate to chase the bike hares while the foot hares continue on their quest for down downs. After a glorious ride through fields and flowers and before heading (who said head) back to circle we will meet up with the foot hashers for a couple more Hashmas songs and down downs. No hash cash will be collected. Instead, bring extra credit for a possible bar stop and a 6 pack of your favorite shitty beer for circle. And remember we are here to celebrate Santa. He only cums once a year! So polish up your jingle balls and wear some sexy Christmas clothes or just show up naked. There may or may not be a best and worst costume award. This is an A to A trail. It’s guaranteed to be a nutcracker of a good time and snow much fun for all you ho-ho-hoes. Turkey will be 12 and Eagle 15, give or take 6.9 miles. Bring water, virgins, whistle, virgins, helmet, virgins, beer, virgins, and don’t forget your elfin bike. And when someone asks where’s your Christmas Spirit? Just point to the beer cooler. On-On! On after plan is the Salty Fox. Here’s the link to the BVD 12 Down Downs of Hashmas https://facebook.com/events/s/bvd-hash-621-12-down-downs-of-/320758874086534/